Lakewood Family Dental

Alright, folks, gather 'round, I got a story to tell. Lakewood Family Dental is like the ultimate dumpster fire - a catastrophic failure of epic proportions. It's like they took every terrible dental experience, threw it in a blender, hit puree, and served it with a side of attitude.


The manager, aka 'The Queen of Mean,' is like the human version of a root canal without anesthesia - painful, soul-sucking, and guaranteed to make you question every life choice that led you to this moment.


And then there's the minions - the hygienists, assistants, and janitor (who's probably the only one actually doing their job). They're like a team of zombies on a smoke break, just shuffling around, waiting for their next fix of apathy.


I walked in, and it was like entering a war zone - the tension was palpable, the air was thick with disdain, and the only thing more abundant than the bacteria on their equipment was the excuses. 'We're short-staffed,' 'We're underfunded,' 'We're just having a bad day.' No, folks, this is a systemic failure of galactic proportions.


This place is a joke - a bad joke, a joke that's been told too many times, a joke that's lost its punchline. They're not even trying to hide their incompetence; they're flaunting it like a badge of honor.


You know what's wild? They've got the nerve to put up a sign that says, 'We’re open.’

So, to Lakewood Family Dental, I say, 'Shut it down.' Shut down the operation, shut down the excuses, shut down the apathy. Because right now, you're not even a contender in the dental space - you're a laughingstock, a punchline, a catastrophe.


To anyone considering going there, let me save you: don't. Unless you enjoy being treated like a lab rat in an experiment gone wrong. Trust me, folks, there are better options out there - options that won't leave you feeling like you've been put through a spin cycle of incompetence.


And to The Queen of Mean, I say, 'Get a new job.' Maybe something in customer service... just kidding, that's cruel.

TL;DR - Lakewood Family Dental is a dumpster fire of epic proportions. Avoid it like the plague. Or, you know, just go for the entertainment value. Bring popcorn, a hazmat suit, and a strong stomach.